Deathnote Quotes

Some interesting convies I found at Deathgod.org.
Disclaimer : Everything belongs to them. I'm just copy-pasting. If you wanna credit, go credit them ^_^

"Light: What was it?
L: Nothing. Just another of Matsuda's unimportant idiocies
Light: Well Matsuda does have that natual ignorance.
Matsuda: Those two know that we can hear them right?" (38)

Near: "Thank you for your useful information. You two may go back now.
Aizawa: You heard that much and just say 'go back'"
Near (pouting): And so I thanked you for your useful information..." (80)

Near: "Rester could you come back one more time to command the center in New York?" (he's currently in Japan)
Rester: One more time?"
Near: I'm also going to Japan"
Rester: So during that time you want me to come to New York and stay watch?"
Near: No"
Rester: Then why do you want me in New York?"
Near: I've never experienced the first class procedures of riding a plane alone, so I want you to come back so we can go together." (89)

Near: "What is it L?
Light: Misa Amane and Mogi are missing"
Near: Yes. We have abducted them.
Light: Near...Nan no tame ni? (for what?)
Near: Nen no tame ni. (Insurance)" (95)

"Giovanni: if there is shinigami, I might die, right?
Near: Yes.
Giovanni:.....
Near: if you are scared, I'll ask Lester to go.
Lester: ............."

"Misa: Who touched my butt?
L: *sneaks hand behind back* How imprudent! That's unforgivable! I shall catch the culprit!"